I'm already tired of The Da Vinci Code, even though it's not even out yet, and I have no intention of seeing the movie. (Nor have I read the book.)But I would pay handsomely to read the complete version of this: a Da Vinci Code parody written in the style of Richard Stark, written by Ethan Iverson of The Bad Plus (over at the band's blog, Do The Math.) I mean, check out this hard-hitting action:
The albino said, “Grandpa, I don’t have time for this,” and fired a bullet into Saunière’s stomach. The shot echoed in the gallery. Saunière’s mouth opened and he buckled at the knees. A small pool of blood began gathering on the parquet floor.
The abino cocked the revolver again. "The next bullet is going into your brain, unless you tell me what you know."
Richard Stark's The Bible, anyone?
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