Congratulations, New York Giants!

Major congrats to the New York Giants for their STUNNING victory over the New England Patriots in yesterday's Superbowl! We in Indianapolis are so glad we don't have to spend the next few %#$*#& years listening to all the sports pundits gush about the oh-so "perfect" Patriots. Indianapolis loves you, New York!

(Indianapolis is also INSANELY JEALOUS of you, but we still love you!)

Next Year's pipedream: Manning versus Manning, SUPERBOWL XLIII!