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The goofy Runaway Bride will be running in the Chicago Marathon. She can start, but will she know when to stop? It's like spelling bananas!

Is anyone else humming "Hollaback Girl" now?

And what exactly is a "Hollaback Girl"? UrbanDictionary has numerous thoughts on the subject. I got a kick out of definition #1, which is written in a false pompous style, and concludes with "Additionally, it appears as though this altercation will take place somewhere near the bleachers."